Hi there everyone, it be me, Liam. Mums said I could writed da blog post since it my first burfday. Ise not really sure what a burfday is but I gots treats and pressies so I guess it isn't a bad thing.
Da morning started out purty much the same as normal. We gots to have a bite of bacon and a bite of quiche before we wented for a walk. Then when we gotted home, mums did some cooking. She maded some mashed pa tatoes to make da frosting for the pupcakes. Da pupcakes were whole wheat blueberry muffins with pa tatoe yogurt frosting with bacon and blueberries on top. Ise not really sure what dey taste like as I ated mine in one gulp. Teddy tooked his to the family room and tooked his time eating it and I had ta watch.
Mums said I is like a zoo in a dog suit. She says I is a gorilla sheltie with da bladder of a horse and da stomach of a goat. I don't knows any of dos animals, so I is not sure why she says dat. Anyway she says dat is why I don't get my sheep stuffie that I gots as a burfday pressie. Mums says I will gets it when I stops eating everything. She is worried I mights need to go to the dogter if something gets stucked. I do gets to have my new collar once I gets a name tag for it and we'll gets to try da jerky soon I hopes.
Dere was only me and Teddy at da table for da candle lighting. Dat made Mums a little sad, she misses the growly old guy. She said Keltic had to go see my brudder-before, Beckett, to keeps him company. Me and Teddy was both good boys for da picture so we would get our pupcake faster. Dis be my first burfday but Ise been to other pawties before so Ise knows how it works now.